Dwight K. Schrute
As you know, I am the current Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton, and former subordinate of Michael G. Scott. When I'm not at work, I spend most of my time at Schrute Farms, which was passed down over centuries by my ancestors. I live with my cousin Mose, who I have taken care of for many years.
I read wikis a lot, but mostly I edit on Dunderpedia, Calvin and Hobbes Wiki, and Kirby Wiki. You can find me on the said wikis.
I'm also on the MMKB and Futurepedia, but I rarely make edits there.
"That's what she said." -Steve Carrell, The Office
"'Count Choculitis'? Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?" -Rainn Wilson, The Office
'“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.” -Christopher Lloyd, Back to the Future
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” -Christopher Lloyd, Back to the Future
"Poyo!" -Kirby, Something Series
"BEHOLD... [*clicklicliclickcliclic*]" -Meta Knight, Something Series
"What I would give to be a Latchkey kid." -Calvin, Weirdos From Another Planet
"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?" -Hobbes, Scientific Progress Goes Boink