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Dwight K. Schrute

Me and Stanley Hudson.

As you know, I am the current Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton, and former subordinate of Michael G. Scott. When I'm not at work, I spend most of my time at Schrute Farms, which was passed down over centuries by my ancestors. I live with my cousin Mose, who I have taken care of for many years.

Real Life


On Fandom

I read wikis a lot, but mostly I edit on Dunderpedia, Calvin and Hobbes Wiki, and Kirby Wiki. You can find me on the said wikis.

I'm also on the MMKB and Futurepedia, but I rarely make edits there.

Favorite Quotes

"That's what she said." -Steve Carrell, The Office

"'Count Choculitis'? Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?" -Rainn Wilson, The Office

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

'“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.” -Christopher Lloyd, Back to the Future

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” -Christopher Lloyd, Back to the Future


"Poyo!" -Kirby, Something Series

"BEHOLD... [*clicklicliclickcliclic*]" -Meta Knight, Something Series

"What I would give to be a Latchkey kid." -Calvin, Weirdos From Another Planet

"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"

"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?" -Hobbes, Scientific Progress Goes Boink