Lunch

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Calvin kills his "living peanut butter sandwich."

Calvin often eats his lunch next to Susie in the school cafeteria. He is often attacked by his food, plays with it, or pretends it's something disgusting.

The "Foods"

Calvin often lies about what he has for lunch. His many "lunches" have included a thermos filled with phlegm, "living" peanut butter sandwich, processed mouse loaf, and cigar butts. Susie has nearly always gotten revolted at this.

Cafeteria Lunch

Sometimes Calvin gets cafeteria food, which looks mostly the same as his dinner. He combines his "stunts" at home with normal disgusting lunch claims. Unlike dinner, though, he has managed to survive while eating it and it does no harm to him.

Calvin also speaks of disgust during lunch like his idea of mixing some PBJ sandwich and a peeled brown banana and then shaking it to mush.

Trivia

At one point Calvin does not tell Susie (directly) what his lunch is. However, he says that she better feel sorry for the tapeworm in his stomach.

At one point Calvin reveals that Susie eats each ingredient of her sandwich sepperatly, though this is never shown.

At one point Calvin said that the squid in his sandwich wasn't fresh and that the pickles had rotted to pulp. He then asks Susie if she would trade with him. Then after Susie left he grumbles to himself,"nobody will trade with someone who's mom makes a bad sandwich", hinting that he may have had a squid and pickle sandwich.