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Calvin has gotten cafeteria food on a few occasions. We can see from this that the cafeteria's meals include tapioca, balogna sandwiches, bienie-weanies (which Calvin interpreted as "cigar butts in gallstone sauce") several kinds of fruit, ice cream sandwiches and Twinkies. Susie also eats cafeteria lunches for the most part, although she is seen bringing homemade lunches. Much like Calvin's dinner, the lunchroom tapioca is a nondescript greenish blob. |
Calvin has gotten cafeteria food on a few occasions. We can see from this that the cafeteria's meals include tapioca, balogna sandwiches, bienie-weanies (which Calvin interpreted as "cigar butts in gallstone sauce") several kinds of fruit, ice cream sandwiches and Twinkies. Susie also eats cafeteria lunches for the most part, although she is seen bringing homemade lunches. Much like Calvin's dinner, the lunchroom tapioca is a nondescript greenish blob. |
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+ | There have been several incidents where [[Calvin]] was attacked him by his lunch. One incident was when his lunch bag attacked [[Calvin]] while he was trying to find out what his lunch was. After being knocked to the ground, [[Calvin]] beat back his assailant by smashing the bag repeatedly with his thermos, causing it to bleed jelly. |
Another incident was when [[Calvin]] suspected that something in his peanut butter sandwich was alive. When he examined it, the peanut butter leapt up and smothered him. However, [[Calvin]] managed to overpower it and drown it in chocolate milk. |
Another incident was when [[Calvin]] suspected that something in his peanut butter sandwich was alive. When he examined it, the peanut butter leapt up and smothered him. However, [[Calvin]] managed to overpower it and drown it in chocolate milk. |
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Revision as of 23:23, 6 March 2012
Calvin kills his "living peanut butter sandwich."
Lunch at Calvin's school is a running gag in Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin always seems to eat next to Susie, and disgusts her with made-up foods.
Although Calvin is seen bringing a lunchbox to school, his lunch is always in a brown paper bag.
Homemade lunches
Calvin's homemade lunch is typically a peanut butter and/or jelly sandwich. However, he usually pretends his lunch is something revolting. His made-up lunches include:
- Squid eyeball sandwich. Calvin claimed to enjoy sucking out the retinas.
- Dachshund meat (actually bologna).
- Processed mouse loaf sandwich.
- Slug sandwich.
- Bug Butter on toast. Bug Butter is a paste that consists of a jarful of flies mashed with a spoon.
- Thermos full of phlegm.
- Squid and pickle sandwich. Calvin may or may not have made this up.
- Cow pie.
Calvin also pitched this supposedly great idea to Susie: to mix his solid lunch with the milk in his thermos, shake ardently, and drink the liquefied contents (thus saving his teeth "undue wear and tear").
When Calvin isn't thinking up disgusting food items, he puts on a revolting display in which he plays with or even combats his meal.
Cafeteria Lunch
Calvin has gotten cafeteria food on a few occasions. We can see from this that the cafeteria's meals include tapioca, balogna sandwiches, bienie-weanies (which Calvin interpreted as "cigar butts in gallstone sauce") several kinds of fruit, ice cream sandwiches and Twinkies. Susie also eats cafeteria lunches for the most part, although she is seen bringing homemade lunches. Much like Calvin's dinner, the lunchroom tapioca is a nondescript greenish blob.
Lunch monsters
There have been several incidents where Calvin was attacked him by his lunch. One incident was when his lunch bag attacked Calvin while he was trying to find out what his lunch was. After being knocked to the ground, Calvin beat back his assailant by smashing the bag repeatedly with his thermos, causing it to bleed jelly.
Another incident was when Calvin suspected that something in his peanut butter sandwich was alive. When he examined it, the peanut butter leapt up and smothered him. However, Calvin managed to overpower it and drown it in chocolate milk.
Trivia
- At one point Calvin said that the squid in his sandwich wasn't fresh and that the pickles had rotted to pulp. He then asks Susie if she would trade with him. Then after Susie left he grumbles to himself,"nobody will trade with someone whose mom makes a bad sandwich", hinting that he may in fact have had a squid and pickle sandwich.