Calvin's newspaper was a newspaper Calvin created to document household events. [1]


The newspaper featured editorialized versions of events in Calvin's home. For example, when Calvin's mother was cutting fish for dinner, Calvin's headline was 'Knife wielding mother hacks ichthyoid! Grim melee is evening ritual! Suburban family devours victim!' [2]

The newspaper also had a comic strip, titled 'Dopey Dad.' It was added because Calvin's father refused to give Calvin $15.00 to cover labor and production costs. [3]

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