Calvin's newspaper was a newspaper Calvin created to document household events. It was featured in a single story arc. [1]
The newspaper featured editorialized versions of events in Calvin's home. For example, when Calvin's mother was cutting fish for dinner, Calvin's headline was: "Knife wielding mother hacks ichthyoid! Grim melee is evening ritual! Suburban family devours victim!" [2]
The newspaper also had a comic strip, titled "Dopey Dad." It was added because Calvin's father refused to give Calvin $15 to cover labour and production costs. [3]